Exit Strategies Info

Immerse Yourself in Worlds of Magic and Adventure!

A top - down image of a journal, checklist, visa documents, coffee mug, and a copy of The Escape Manual — representing the Exit Strategy Toolkit included with the newsletter.

✈️ About Exit Strategies

Exit Strategies helps burned-out Americans leave the U.S. with clarity, tools, and a realistic plan—minus the fluff, fantasy, or guru nonsense. 

This is not a relocation agency. 
It’s not a coaching funnel. 
And it’s definitely not TikTok nomad content with a ring light and a trust fund. 

From Blueprint to Exit Plan

" Most people don’t leave because they don’t know where to start. That’s where I come in. "

I’ve spent decades learning that real estate is never just about buildings — it’s about survival, leverage, and lifestyle. I’ve paid contractors in three currencies (sometimes in the same week), hauled tile through customs, and seen building codes rewritten while permits were still warm from the printer. Those same survival skills now help my readers figure out how to live — and invest — somewhere that actually makes sense for the life they want.

🧳 What You’ll Find Here

A few of the survival tools I’ve built (and used): 

The Exit Strategy Toolkit

Free 90-day planner, budget template, and visa checklist

The Departure Vault

Free subscriber-only access to workbooks, checklists, printables, and Substack extras

Book Previews + Bundles

Honest survival guides for Italy, Mexico, and budget-based burnout recovery

🧠 Who This Is For

If you’ve ever Googled: 

How to leave the U.S.

Move abroad on a budget

How bad is Italian bureaucracy, really?

…this is for you.

You’re not crazy. You’re just done waiting. Let’s make a plan that doesn’t blow up your savings or your sanity.

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👋 Who I Am

I’m Colin Maretti—not a relocation coach, not a Substack celebrity. 
Just a burned-out American who got tired of spreadsheets, sprint cycles, and “wellness” teams at work. 

I left. It was messy. Then I made it useful. 

Now I write survival-style field guides for Americans leaving the U.S.—with tools I wish I had when I did it. 

🧭 What to Do Next